Speech Class Hell

Why is it that when this one kid comes up to do a presentation, I have to listen to rap music?  It makes my ears bleed every time I have to hear it.  I really want to leave the room, but unfortunately I'll get yelled at.  Blah Blah Blah....  I think that I'm going to go for a jog later today.  This presentation bores me a lot, but luckily it hasn't put me to sleep yet.  :)

New Template.

Because of some major issues with my old layout, I have changed the template.  This new template may have some issues at first, but I am hoping to iron them out.

My 4 am german pancake binge

So about 20 minutes ago started to really crave the Pancake House Big Apple.  I decided to make one of my own.  The problem is that I had no apples.  I decided to put in pears instead.  Then I realized that I had no milk, so instead of milk and sugar, I used water and sweetened condensed.  I waited while it baked, petrified that it would come out to be a total disaster.

You can find the recipe by clicking here.

Ten short minutes later, my pan looked like this.  I guess my four am pancake binge is officially over.

Love and Other Disasters

I'm watching Love and Other Disasters.  I'm three minutes and fifty four seconds in, and I'm already sick of the fact that Britney Murphy is switching between an American accent and a phony British accent.  It's like she can't decide between the two.  I like Britney Murphy, but I'm sorry, some actors/actresses should not be cast in movies if they can't convince the audience of their nationality.  One minute she's American and the next minute, she's British?  Give me a break!

Hyundai Recalls

Hyundai is recalling the Sonata because of faulty door latches.  I've said it once and I'll say it again, we need to inspect EVERY car that comes into the United States from other countries.  Like South Korea for example.  GM, Ford and Chrysler should be exempted from this.  Drop a comment.

Honda Recalls

Honda is now recalling 400 thousand Honda Accords for defective front door latches and hundreds of thousands of other cars including a model that a friend of mine has because the airbags spontaneously explode releasing potentially deadly metal shards.

Funny cigarette holder

When you start using this cigarette holder, you KNOW you have a problem.

My Thoughts on the Toyota Recall.

Toyota has killed eight Americans.  I am so disgusted.  I hope that no one ever buys another Toyota because of this incident.  The biggest thing that pissed me off was the fact that Toyota initially denied the fact that this is clearly their fault and refused to take appropriate action to resolve this matter until they were forced to by the US Government.  I can't believe that it got so bad that the US Government had to step in and FORCE Toyota to be accountable.  The fact that Toyota would rather kill their customers than ruin their reputation sickens me beyond belief.  I hope that Congress puts them through the ringer!

Nobama

I don't usually get political, but I'm getting pretty ticked off at Obama.  I found some funny Obama pics on the net, and thought that I'd share them with you guys.

Screwed up layout

So the layout of this blog is totally screwed up.  There should be a grey column that goes down the entire length of the blog so that it creates contrast.  It is not doing that right now, but I AM working on it.  I'm exploring my options including but not limited to changing the layout of the blog.  I really don't want to do that because I really like the blue layout.  I know that this is probably really boring that I'm actually bothering you, the reader, with my ramblings about  the blog's look and feel.  I have tried to turn my blog into a functional homepage for myself over the years, and frankly, I'm still working on it.  I'll continue to work on it.  Later guys.  Read the archives!